yikes

11:08 PM Average tumblr user: *likes a post to show appreciation for author or as a bookmark*
B.F. Skinner: *likes a post as a form of positive reinforcement so the author will continue to create content of that quality*

12:42 PM

destinyrush:

teealwayschillin:
nevaehtyler:
this is iconic
This shit is so hilarious
Dude: Do you wanna get married?
Girl: Yes.
Dude: …..I gotta…..

(Source: twitter.com, via flickerman)

8:33 PM

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10:28 PM

julian2006:

ghostguest:
julian2006:
why do so many men speak to you like they’re giving a ted talk
I need a frame of reference here
go and find the nearest man who’s read one book and talk to him

(via stvlrn)

5:41 PM

joyceanfartboner:

iconic–soul:
Why are Ross and Rachel so iconic when Chandler and Monica’s relationship is 50,000 times more romantic, cuter and HEALTHIER than Ross and Rachel’s?
theres an episode where monica catches chandler watching porn so he changes the channel to a shark documentary but he still has a boner so monica tries to do shark things next time they sleep together and if that isnt romance i dont know what is you know

(via persesphcne)

4:49 PM

notlostonanadventure:

THEY SHOWED ME THIS VIDEO IN HIGH SCHOOL BIO
THE PROFESSOR LITERALLY HAD TO REWIND TO THIS POINT BECAUSE WE WERE ALL LAUGHING SO HARD

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via australiansanta)

3:36 PM

today is the worst day of every year because its september 1st and im not on the fucking train to hogwarts

(via kristenbouchard)

1:26 PM

chinolajuice:

Mood: 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃Please shove autumn up my ass🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂

(via iwantamimosa)

10:03 AM